♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT FOOD,
I'M GOING TO LOSE MY PERFECT FIGURE.
NICK, WAKE UP. I'M HUNGRY.
[SNORING]
YOU'RE NO HELP.
OH, NO!
I'M SO WEAK, I CAN'T SEE.
SOPHIE? SOPHIE?
SOPHIE! SOPHIE!
PEA-BRAIN, IT'S JUST A USELESS BANANA PEEL.
NOW, GET YOUR TAIL IN GEAR.
LET'S TRY TO CON SOME BREAKFAST.
[SNIFFING]
[NOISY CHEWING]
MMM.
AHH.
WASTE NOT. WANT NOT.
[GULPS]
MMM. THE SWEET SMELL OF FISH.
AHH.
CAVIAR, SUSHI,
LOBSTER, ANYTHING.
FEED US.
DO THEY MAKE DIET CAVIAR? HA HA.
SORRY. BUT WE CAN'T HELP YOU CATS OUT.
WELL, WE TRIED TO BE NICE.
NICK, GO GET 'EM.
[MUTTERING]
ROCKY, EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
[MUTTERING]
OK, BOYS, I'LL LEVEL WITH YOU.
WE'RE HUNGRY, AND WE'RE BROKE.
YOU KNOW ANY SUCKERS WE CAN SCAM SOME FOOD FROM?
SUCKER?
FOOD?
[LAUGHING]
All: HEATHCLIFF.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE I'D RATHER SEE
PART WITH THEIR FISH
MORE THAN HEATHCLIFF.
Together: HA.
SPIKE, WHERE ARE YOU?
HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'RE ALL SMILES TODAY.
THE STARS SAY TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY.
THERE'S NO STARS UP THERE.
AAH!
[WHIMPERING]
[HEATHCLIFF AND SPIKE GROWLING]
NOW CAN YOU SEE THE STARS?
SURE. SURE. I SEE THEM.
THAT'S THE CAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SCAM ON?
INSTANT FORTUNE-TELLER.
Woman: MY CLEAN LAUNDRY.
STOP THAT, YOU BAD CAT!
STOP THAT, YOU RASCAL!
UH! OH!
[GASPS]
ONE CRYSTAL BALL COMING UP.
YIKES!
Sophie: AAH!
OH!
ARE YOU OK, MA'AM?
I--I-- I THINK SO.
[CRASH]
YOU SAVED HER LIFE.
YOU MIND IF I PUT YOU DOWN AND SAVE MY OWN LIFE?
[MOANS]
YOU HAVE
A VERY POWERFUL PRESENCE.
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.
NO. YOU CAN SENSE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
LEAD ME TO A QUIET, DARK PLACE.
A DARK PLACE?
OOH. AHH. OH.
OH. OOH.
MMM. AHH. OH.
OH, WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO THIS TIME?
SHH. SILENCE.
I SEE A TALKING TREE WILL GIVE YOU GOOD ADVICE.
NEXT YOU'LL CHANGE FROM ORANGE TO WHITE CAT.
FINALLY, A STRANGER GIVE YOU 20 CASES EXPENSIVE CAVIAR
IN YOUR GARAGE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.
[MOANS]
20 CASES OF CAVIAR?
WHAT A JOKE. TREES CAN'T TALK.
Nick, different voice: DON'T SIT UNDER ME.
HUH?
WHY--WHY SHOULDN'T I?
A THUNDERSTORM'S COMING,
AND YOU COULD BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
[SHUDDERS]
PREDICTION NUMBER ONE--
COMPLETE.
[SLURPS]
A GUY COULD RETIRE ON 20 CASES OF CAVIAR.
BUT ME TURNING INTO A WHITE CAT--
IMPOSSIBLE.
Nick: LOOK OUT BELOW!
AAH!
THE FORTUNE-TELLER WAS RIGHT.
PREDICTION NUMBER 2-- COMPLETE.
HA HA.
HE'LL BE IN THE GARAGE TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.
YES. AND WITH NO GUARD CAT,
I'LL ROB THAT HOUSE BLIND.
MEOW! MEOW!
SETTLE DOWN, HEATHCLIFF.
I HAVE TO WASH THIS FLOUR OFF OF YOU.
[MEOWING]
CALM DOWN, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU DON'T WANT TO CATCH COLD.
WHAT A CAT HAS TO GO THROUGH JUST TO BE BEAUTIFUL.
COME DOWN, HEATHCLIFF.
UH-OH.
MEOW!
YIKES!
TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, RODENT.
I GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.
Nick, different voice: ARE YOU READY...
FOR YOUR SURPRISE?
[SLURPING]
I'M READY.
SURPRISE!
HUH?
[GROWLING]
[HEATHCLIFF MUMBLING]
THAT WILL HOLD YOU AWHILE, KING TUT.
[MUMBLING]
HOW'S OUR FRIEND?
HE'S ALL WOUND UP... IN TAPE.
[LAUGHING]
YUCK.
PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY APPETITE.
NOW, HELP ME CARRY OUT THIS SILVER PLATTER
SO WE CAN DINE IN STYLE.
[GRUNTS]
Together: BLIMPO!
[GROWLING]
MEOW!
Together: FOOD FIGHT!
FIGHT NOW. EAT LATER.
[CRASHING]
[NICK MUTTERING]
Sophie: AH!
Nick: OH!
SO, YOU WANT THE FOOD, DON'T YOU?
SPIKE.
AAH!
Together: NO! NO!
Sophie: OH, NO!
Nick: NO. NO.
[MUTTERING]
SPIKEY, YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD GUY AFTER ALL.
YEAH. BUT I'D LIKE TO CATCH THE WISE GUYS
WHO SET YOU UP.
HUH?
PLEASE PASS THE FILET OF CARP.
LOOKS LIKE WE CAME OUT
SMELLING LIKE ROSES THIS TIME.
HA HA.
YEAH, WE PULLED A GOOD PRANK ON--
[ALL GASP]
SO, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR DINNER?
UH, YEAH, HEATHCLIFF.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A FLIGHT TO THE MOON?
[GASPING]
WHOA!
Cats: OH! OW!
OH! OW!
NO! OH! AAH!
YOU'RE GOOD FOR SOMETHING AFTER ALL, SPIKE.
WA-HOO!
MUNGO, FOR ONCE YOU WERE RIGHT.
PLAYING FRIVOLOUS FELINE FACTS IS FUN.
"NAME 4 ANIMALS OF THE CAT FAMILY."
THE DADDY, THE MOMMY,
AND 2 KITTENS.
UH, "WHAT DOES A CAT SAY
WHEN HE GETS A SHOT FROM THE DOCTOR?"
"OH."
NO. "ME OW."
THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE'S A ROUGH BUNNY TO PEG.
"WHICH CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR EGG?"
CHICKEN.
UH, EGG.
THE EASTER BUNNY.
WHAT'S THE EASTER BUNNY GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
YEAH, WELL...
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT CHICKENS AND BUNNIES AND EGGS,
SO IT MADE ME THINK
OF PRETTY COLORED EASTER EGGS AND...
I WONDER WHICH DID COME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG.
DUH, WHO MADE
THE FIRST COLORED EASTER EGG?
Distant voice: THE EASTER CHICKEN.
All: IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY.
I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING
YOUR DISCUSSION ABOUT COLORED EASTER EGGS.
IF YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW, I CAN TELL--
Hector: YEAH. PLEASE TELL US.
Wordsworth: YES.
Riffraff: TELL US.
Mungo: PLEASE.
WELL, IT WAS SOME TIME AGO
IN A VERY SPECIAL, WONDERFUL PLACE CALLED ANIMAL LAND.
THINGS AT THE HENHOUSE EGG FACTORY, INCORPORATED WERE BUZZING.
IT WAS SPRING.
PRODUCTION WAS UP, AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY.
[HENS CLUCKING]
EVERYONE, THAT IS, BUT HENRIETTA HEN.
TRY THOUGH SHE MIGHT, SHE COULDN'T LAY AN EGG.
KEEP TRYING, HENRIETTA.
MR. ROOSTER IS COMING.
OH, MS. FOREHEN, I AM TRYING,
BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO LAY AN EGG.
IS THIS THE LAZY HEN,
THE ONE WHO DOESN'T LAY EGGS?
I CAN'T HAVE A WORKER WHO DOESN'T WORK.
AS HENRIETTA REACHES THE ENTRANCE,
SHE CLUTCHES THE COLUMN,
WAILING "BOOHOO"
AS LOUD AS ANY HEN EVER WAILED.
POOR HENRIETTA. SHE REALLY DID WANT TO LAY EGGS.
[SOBBING]
THAT'S IT? GO ON. GO ON.
WELL, THERE WERE 4 CATS VERY MUCH LIKE YOU,
VERY NICE CATS.
IN FACT, SINCE THEIR INDIVIDUAL NAMES WERE NEVER RECORDED,
I'LL JUST USE YOURS.
HENRIETTA WANDERED AIMLESSLY.
SOON, SHE WAS APPROACHING
A...WELL, INTERESTING PLACE.
[SOBBING]
All: ALL RIGHT.
IT WILL BE FISH FOR BREAKFAST.
YEAH. FISH AND EGGS.
EGGS?
[SOBBING]
WE'RE SORRY THAT YOU'RE SAD.
WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL SO BADLY?
MAYBE WE CAN HELP.
MY NAME'S HENRIETTA HEN, AND I WORK
AT THE HENHOUSE EGG FACTORY, INCORPORATED,
BUT I COULDN'T LAY AN EGG, NOT ONE,
AND ROGER ROOSTER, THE OWNER, FIRED ME. BUT I REALLY DID TRY.
I WASN'T BEING LAZY, BUT THE OTHER HENS ALL DESPISE ME.
BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
TRY SOMETHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO ONE THING,
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE A FAILURE.
BUT I'M A HEN.
I'M SUPPOSED TO LAY EGGS!
OH!
HMM. GOOD POINT.
HELP HER WE MUST,
OR HER FEATHERS WILL RUST.
HENRIETTA, WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU LAY EGGS.
HMM. COULD BE SHE'S NOT EATING RIGHT.
[GULPING NOISILY]
[GASPS]
[THUD]
[GROWLING]
[CLUCK CLUCK]
[SCREAMS]
NO! NO! NO!
[HENRIETTA BREATHING HEAVILY]
[SKIDS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'M SORRY.
[LAUGHING]
IT'S NO USE.
[CATS GASP]
IT'S USELESS.
I'M A FAILURE.
UH, THIS IS A TOUGH PROBLEM.
WE GOT TO THINK OF SOMETHING
THAT WILL EGG THAT HEN INTO EGGS.
PETER FLASH COTTONTAIL HERE,
FASTEST HARE HOPPING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL.
AND YOU ARE SOME SAD-FACED CAT.
UH, IT'S BECAUSE OF HENRIETTA.
SHE CAN'T LAY EGGS.
[CHEWING]
THIS HAREBRAINED HARE DOESN'T CARE.
COME ON.
WE GOT TO FIND HENRIETTA.
VEGETABLES: RABBITS HAVE A THING--
WHEN IN DOUBT, EAT A VEGETABLE.
WE TRIED FOOD. IT DIDN'T WORK.
NOT VEGETABLES.
YOU OUGHT TO TRY THEM.
EAT THEM RAW, OR YOU CAN FRY THEM.
Wordsworth: HE SAID THAT IN A RHYME,
SO WHY NOT TRY IT THIS ONE TIME?
WE'LL TRY IT, COTTONTAIL.
MIND HOPPING ALONG WITH US?
GLAD TO. HAVE TO WARN YOU, THOUGH.
RABBITS NEVER STAY ANYPLACE FOR LONG.
ALL RIGHT, HENRIETTA, FRONT AND CENTER.
THERE'S A HARE OUT HERE
WITH AN EGGCITING, EGG-MAKING POSSIBILITY.
THERE IS?
HI.
[CHEWING NOISILY]
[CLUCKING]
[CHEERING]
OH.
YEAH.
THIS EGG IS BEAUTIFUL.
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
OK. THIS EGG IS--
[PLINK PLINK]
Cottontail: THE GREATEST EGGS EVER.
WE GOT TO SPREAD THE WORD.
STOP! IT'S NOT TIME TO LEAVE.
HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
THERE'S THIS WONDERFUL CHICKEN
AND FABULOUS COLORED EGGS.
WE'VE GOT TO GO SEE.
A CHICKEN LAYING COLORED EGGS?
IT CAN'T BE.
WHO WOULD WANT MY EGGS IF THEY COULD HAVE COLORED EGGS?
I'D BETTER GO AND TAKE A LOOK.
MY TURN!
[CUSTOMERS ARGUING]
HEY! JUST A SECOND.
FASTER. HURRY WITH THE BASKET. FASTER!
MORE VEGETABLES.
OH, HENRIETTA, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
THOSE ARE WONDERFUL EGGS.
EXCUSE ME. ROGER ROOSTER'S THE NAME,
AND EGGS ARE THE GAME.
WANT TO SELL THIS LITTLE STAND?
ARE YOU KIDDING? EVERYONE LOVES THESE EGGS.
WHY SHOULD WE SELL THIS STAND?
I WAS FIRST.
[CUSTOMERS ARGUING]
I'M GLAD EVERYONE LOVES THE EGGS,
BUT I'M POOPED.
IF WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE ENOUGH EGGS,
WE BETTER EXPAND THE OPERATION.
Roger Rooster: MAYBE I CAN HELP.
YOU? I ALREADY TOLD YOU,
WE AREN'T SELLING THE STAND.
FINE. I DON'T WANT TO BUY IT.
I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A PARTNERSHIP, THOUGH,
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
WE MIGHT BE. WHAT'S THE DEAL?
HENRIETTA WORKS AT THE FACTORY
IN CHARGE OF THE COLORED EGG DIVISION.
NOW, SINCE THE COLORED EGGS WOULDN'T BE AS SPECIAL
IF THEY WERE ALWAYS AVAILABLE,
WE'D ONLY PRODUCE THEM ONCE A YEAR, IN THE SPRING.
OH, I'D LIKE THAT.
THEY WOULD BE A SYMBOL
OF THE COLORS AND REBIRTH SPRING BRINGS,
A HAPPY SYMBOL.
EGGZACTLY.
YOU CATS WILL BE IN CHARGE OF ORGANIZATION,
AND PETER COTTONTAIL WILL TAKE CARE OF DELIVERY.
WITH MY SPEED, THEY'LL BE SINGING SONGS
ABOUT ME ON THE BUNNY TRAIL.
WELL?
DEAL.
ROGER, YOU'RE NOT SO HARD-BOILED AFTER ALL.
HARD-BOILED? NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA.
WHAT IF THE COLORED EGGS WERE...
OF COURSE, IT WASN'T LONG
BEFORE THE COLORED EGGS WEREHARD-BOILED,
AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
Together: YAY!
[LAUGHING]
A PRESENT FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
FOR 4 TERRIFIC CADILLAC CATS.
GOT TO RUN, NOW.
All: OH! WOW!
YOU AND FUZZY PLAYING, JAN?
NO, HE'S NO FUN ANY MORE, MOM.
ANY MORE? YOU MEAN HE USED TO BE FUN?
SURE. WE USED TO PLAY GAMES AND STUFF.
ALL HE DOES NOW IS LIE AROUND.
SORRY BOY, I GUESS I FORGOT OLDER DOGS LIKE TOYS, TOO.
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